Instant Girl Mix (now with bows)

Aug 07
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Big Scary Place

This is where my written blog entry would have gone if the Internet wasn’t a big scary place where one must censor oneself.

Jul 23
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Half hiding. In progress.

Half hiding. In progress.

Jul 22
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I’m always dancing with you

Painted with Layers for iPhone.

I’m always dancing with you

Painted with Layers for iPhone.

Jun 03
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Post-it drawings : oh my dear duck.

Post-it drawings : oh my dear duck.

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My Flat Disfunction - stupid bus is extra bumpy this morning. Made finishing this sketchy (pun intended)

My Flat Disfunction - stupid bus is extra bumpy this morning. Made finishing this sketchy (pun intended)

May 25
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My backwards walk - a study / comp of an acrylic painting I’m gearing up for.

My backwards walk - a study / comp of an acrylic painting I’m gearing up for.

May 04
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Stale-mate

Stale-mate

May 01
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I'm so sensitive to the (vegan) lifestyle choices of my loved ones.

  • @missallyb: What does the wife want for dinner tonight? Hrmmm...
  • @ladymix: @missallyb Steak with an egg on top and mashed potatoes with lots of butter with bits of baby rabbit mixed in.
  • @ladymix: @missallyb and a turducken milkshake
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Things I Think About On the Bus #1

I imagine that I’ve been brutally mysteriously murdered and they have to call a crack team of forensics specialists. They find that I have callouses on my knees and they come up with three scenarios. I’m an avid gardener who was killed by a rival. This was disproved after they see I lived in an apartment. I’m a very religious woman who prays constantly and was killed by a pro-choice activist. They talk to my friends and find they are way off base. Finally they figure I gave a lot of blow jobs and must have been a whore killed by a john. This theory nobody disproves or questions and it’s put in the papers.

The real story? I take the bus a lot and my long legs spend most of the time crushed into the seat in front of me. I was actually killed by a meth head that followed me off the bus late at night who just thought she’d try and get some money off me but snapped because of an underlining psycological disease.

Apr 29
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New Reviews on Old Stuff, episode 02 - No Way Out. This time Ally joins me and we very poorly review Puff Daddy’s No Way Out. It’s super long but we’re super bad editors. And by we I probably mean I am a super bad editor. Oh well, enjoy!